Smutty Reading Retreat

Berriew, wales
13-16th august

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For the girlies who want to spend a long weekend buried deep in their books.

Reading spicy books & hanging out with no worries about oversharing or being too much of a loon.

This isn’t just a reading getaway.

It’s a long weekend of pure bliss where your only to-do list is: eat well, read for hours & laugh with your new besties!

Over 3 nights, you’ll get chance to:

✨ Hang out in the hot tub with your latest book boyfriend(s).
✨ Laugh over chilled family style lunches that nearly always turn into book-club.
✨ Share your “did they really just do that?!” moments with other girlies who want to know ALL the deets.

Key Details

  • Thursday 13th - Sunday 16th August 2026

  • Berriew, Wales

  • All Breakfast, Lunch, Dinners, Snacks & Drinks Included

You’ll also get the chance to:

✢ Enjoy walks over the fields.
✢ Spend afternoons relaxing in the garden
✢ Dip into the hot tub
✢ Relax at our private bar or in our games room!

Whether you want to devour your TBR pile, (re)watch Heated Rivalry on repeat, or just * giddy scream * when the enemies finally become lovers, then this retreat is perfect for you.

The Venue

What’s included?

3 nights’ accommodation in 5* converted farm house

All breakfasts, lunches, snacks & soft drinks

Welcome cocktail on arrival

A glass of wine with dinner each evening

Exclusive use of the full property & hot tub

Unlimited Pool and Table Tennis

All dietary requirements can be catered for, you’ll share the details in your welcome pack closer to the date.

The Books We Read

Meet Your Host

Hey, I'm Toyah.

smutty Book lover, Massive foodie & Retreat host with 7 years of experience of creating weekends women don't want to leave.

I host smutty book retreats for women who want a proper weekend away. Spicy books, great food, great company, and the kind of conversations you can only have when you're surrounded by women who also think fictional men are better than real ones.

I'll be cooking for you all weekend, every meal, from scratch, with way too much love. Food is my love language, and guests keep asking for my recipes (don’t worry, I’ll send you home with your favourites!)

I'm also an avid reader who takes her smut very seriously.

This is a space to laugh loudly, read shamefully, eat well, and exhale.

Come as you are. Leave with a full belly, a new book boyfriend or three, and friends you'll be texting about “that chapter” for years.

Choose your retreat room

split payments available

Twin Room

Max. Number of Guests: 👩 👩
Beds: 2 Single
Bathroom: Shared

Price Options

solo: £575*
share with your bestie: £1,050

*If you book a solo room, you will have this room to yourself.

Superior Double Room

Max. Number of Guests: 👩
Beds: 1 Double
Bathroom: Shared

Price Option

solo: £625

Executive King Room

Max. Number of Guests: 👩
Beds: 1 King
Bathroom: Ensuite

Price Option

solo: £675

Previous Guest

“If you are looking for a retreat where the host just gets it, the food is amazing & you want to just relax… then you need Alma Sol.”

Previous Guest

“It’s 100% going to be an annual treat for me now.”

Previous Guest

“The attention to detail is just so spot on.”

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